Saturday, November 2nd, 2002:

Each of the Second City actors going to Singapore this month has been charged with submitting something for a piece in a local magazine, specifically “to write a cheeky, witty joke, skit, song lyrics, slapstick sketch, etc. of 100 words or less that must include these words:

  • Singapore Sling
  • Rubber hose
  • Gingivitis
  • Thong
  • Dictionary

Here’s what I came up:

MAN: Honey, have you seen my Singapore Sling?
WOMAN: It’s in the rubber hose, next to the gingivitis, thong and dictionary…
MAN: So why do you think they cancelled our show in Bangkok?

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