Elmo Says We’re Fucked

The Current U.S. Terror Alert Level is:

Terror Alert Level

Whether you consider this high satire or in extremely poor taste is of course a matter of personal opinion, but before you decide consider that:

  1. The intelligence behind this threat is up to four years old, dating back to before 9/11;
  2. Oil prices have spiked to a new high since the threat was announced.

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