My Valentine’s Gift to You

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My gift to you this Valentine’s Day is a 100% guaranteed way for you to get at least a little closer to that special someone. If it doesn’t work, the person you’re interested in may not be human!

Here’s all you have to do:

  1. Go to your nearest Chinatown.
  2. Find a DVD shop—an honest-to-goodness store, not the table out on the street with the kids selling DVDs of Hollywood movies still in theatres.
  3. Look for the DVD with the puppy pictured above on the cover. It’s called Quill, and will be in the Japanese section if the store has one. If they want more than five bucks for it, find another store.
  4. Invite someone special over to your TV room.
  5. Place a box of tissues within arm’s reach.
  6. Load up the DVD and press ‘play’.

… And let us know how it goes!

😎

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