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  • Andrew 5:56 PM on August 14, 2006 Permalink
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    “World Trade Center” a Sad Sign of the Times 

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    If, like me, you saw Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center over the weekend, you’d probably find it hard to believe that the same guy who wrote Salvador and directed Natural Born Killers could even be capable of making such a mediocre film. Chalk it up to these scary times we live in, I guess…

    Most of the reviews out there have been glowingly positive, but I suspect that’s more than anything a safety against angry readers who would confuse a bad review of the film with some kind of dismissal of the actual event.

    Here’s the truth: WTC is first a mere dramatization of far more compelling documentary footage from inside Tower One, then an only slightly higher stakes version of My Dinner with André, then some really bad schmaltz on par with the retchid M.O.W. about doomed United Flight 93, then finally a feel-good happy ending teaching us that in adversity humans actually help each other… Well, I should certainly hope so!

    Oh sorry, did I spoil the ending for you? You probably won’t want to read any further then…

    Any film school professor will tell you that if you render your two main characters immobile underneath a pile of rubble then you’d better have some pretty compelling dialogue between them. This movie didn’t. And instead of putting the audience in the middle of the action and showing them the horror of being buried alive we inexplicably cut to the subs, where the victims’ families are at each other’s throats about petty, stupid things. I didn’t feel a lick of compassion for any of them.

    I wish now more than ever I made time to see the theatrical feature about Flight 93 while it was still playing… Maybe I was fearful that it would have been just as bad—or worse, just as safe.

     
    • Ed Miller 11:40 AM on August 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      AC:
      I saw the movie this weekend, too, and I thought it was a rather mainstream melodrama from Stone. They played it safe in every aspect, I guess, to avoid offending anyone, but (SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT) the figure of Christ appears, I thought, for a moment, I was about to see a Monty Pythonesque interstitial. but, alas, it went back to staying true to the facts, I guess. I saw Flight 93, and nobody does docu-drama better than Paul Greengrass. I had seen Omagh and Bloody Sunday a few weeks prior, and he has a gift of showing people in intense situations by avoiding cliche and hero worship. If you get a chance to see any of his movies, be prepared for the most intense, gut-wrenching movies you’ll ever see…

      Ed

  • Andrew 10:37 PM on August 1, 2006 Permalink
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    Orphaned by Ford Talent 

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    Hard to believe, but from about 1pm yesterday until just after 4pm today this actor was—gasp—without representation!

    No sooner had I auditioned for a hilarious new American sketch comedy show about office porn and nipple clamps when I received a call from my agent’s assistant, informing me that the new head of Ford Models had decided to shutter the Toronto talent division that very morning—“shutter”, by the way, is showbiz-speak for “firing a bunch of staff and orphaning an entire roster of talent with no prior notice”.

    Fortunately my agent is opening up a boutique agency of his own, and he’s bringing me, his star client, the one who currently averages less than one ACTRA gig per year, with him. So if you’re looking for someone to make balloon animals at your kid’s party, be sure to let us know!
    :roll:

     
  • Andrew 10:05 AM on June 27, 2006 Permalink
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    Harry Potter: Kill ‘em All! 

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    I’ll freely admit that I’ve never been a fan of the Harry Potter series. I read a paragraph or so in my local bookstore and couldn’t see what the fuss was about. And the movies? Well, they were faithful to the books, which ain’t necessarily a good thing…

    So when I woke up this morning to the supposedly earth-shattering news that hack writer JK Rowling will be killing off two of the main characters in her latest cash-in adventure, it seemed just a tad obvious to me which two will go. Not that I give a rats-ass, mind you… I just wanted to spoil the surprise for all you dumbledorks out there!
    :-P

     
    • Chris 11:10 PM on June 27, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I can’t say that I agree with your review of the Harry Potter books, I for one have enjoyed the books. My problem is that she gives all these little previews, in a cheap attempt to sell even more books. I’d rather she just wrote her books, made her money and let me enjoy them without all this hype.

  • Andrew 11:23 AM on June 6, 2006 Permalink
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    We Don’t Need Another Omen 

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    Lady, I know just how you feel…

    Happy 666 everyone! Hollycrud is celebrating this date by releasing a remake of The Omen. The original is now thirty years old, but it seemed good enough to scare the bejesus out of me when I saw it on video some years later, and I have to say that after watching the trailers for this new version I can’t see anything especially compelling or different about it.

    So for the young’uns out there, I’m wondering… Is there any specific rationale for you to see this over the original? Do movies made in the twentieth century have cooties, perhaps? Or is it that you need to see a CG Satan instead of the old-tymey alternative?

    If you can’t answer this question maybe you should boycott this shameless attempt at calendar-profiteering, or at least register a complaint on the movie’s MySpace page like I’m going to do now…
    8-)

     
    • Michelle 8:07 PM on June 6, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I prefer to think of today as Official Slayer Day

    • Ed Miller 11:19 AM on June 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      AC:
      I’m not as disturbed by an Omen remake as I am by a Welcome Back, Kotter remake. That is the true Satanic movie. What’s next? Maybe a Peter-Jackson-directed 3-hour Hello, Larry? Who’s the Boss starring P Diddy and Jennifer Lopez?
      And does anyone see anything remotely interesting about the Miami Vice movie? Should have gone the Starsky & Hutch road with that one….

      Ed

  • Andrew 1:00 AM on June 5, 2006 Permalink
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    The Pirate Bay: A BitTorrent Site with Balls 

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    Ain’t no justice like internet justice!

    Last week Stockholm police raided the offices of The Pirate Bay, the web’s most popular search site for BitTorrents, as most the others have already been shut down by the MPAA.

    But that’s not the end of the story. Here’s what happened next:

    Kudos to the folks at The Pirate Bay for winning this important victory in the battle for copyright reform. Hollywood says that file sharing is stealing; why then does it keep making crap that isn’t worth paying for?!

     
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