Posts Tagged ‘Acting’

(Not) Cruising with The Second City

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

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A no-brainer or career suicide? Whatever the case may be, I’ve just turned down the chance to spend four months on board this cruise ship performing with The Second City.

I’d be away from November to March of next year, and would miss Christmas with my family and friends. But I’d only have to perform two shows a week, and would have full access to the ship’s many amenities the rest of the time.

The long contract certainly gave me pause, but the deciding factor turned out to be the sleeping arrangements—sharing a tiny cabin with a roommate that I don’t necessarily know is something that this crotchety old SC alum just wasn’t prepared to do. I had no problem sleeping six to a tent in Bosnia, but on a boat-load of American tourists I would absolutely need some kind of guaranteed personal space.

I will, however, get a small taste of the Caribbean when I accompany Ray Deonandan to T&T for his appearance at CARIFESTA at the end of September. We’ll be sharing a room, but for a couple of days I think I can manage…
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Back, Jet-Lagged and On Deck

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

So I’ve been up since 4am and am now ready to go back to bed. I’d sleep all day if I could but I’ve got an audition to get to at lunchtime. It’s to voice a computer-generated hobgoblin for a feature film called The Spiderwick Chronicles, so I don’t have to memorize any lines, which is good. But I also haven’t a clue how to voice the character, which is bad. Every voice I try in front of the mirror sounds like a weak Peter Lorre imitation, which is about as close as I can get to Gollum from the Lord of the Rings films.

If anyone has any good ideas, leave a comment below I’ll check it before I head out. If I get the gig I’ll give you a percentage!
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Orphaned by Ford Talent

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

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Hard to believe, but from about 1pm yesterday until just after 4pm today this actor was—gasp—without representation!

No sooner had I auditioned for a hilarious new American sketch comedy show about office porn and nipple clamps when I received a call from my agent’s assistant, informing me that the new head of Ford Models had decided to shutter the Toronto talent division that very morning—“shutter”, by the way, is showbiz-speak for “firing a bunch of staff and orphaning an entire roster of talent with no prior notice”.

Fortunately my agent is opening up a boutique agency of his own, and he’s bringing me, his star client, the one who currently averages less than one ACTRA gig per year, with him. So if you’re looking for someone to make balloon animals at your kid’s party, be sure to let us know!
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