Posts Tagged ‘Airlines’

Jet Lag Redux

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Apologies for the lack of updates from my Shanghai trip. It seems that this past Sunday night I was sent into jet lag remission.

It’s the weirdest thing; I thought I had it under control, with naps and sleep carefully metered out in four to six-hour increments to get me back on Eastern Standard Time. It’s as if my body decided that, having spent a week back in Toronto it was now time to return to Asia, and adjusted my internal clock accordingly.

Or maybe it was the siren call of mediocre guy movies on cable—first Backdraft then The Negotiator—which kept me up all Sunday night so I could sleep through most of Labour Day. At any rate, it’s really making it hard to get anything done. I have another audition for The Spiderwick Chronicles this afternoon and the offer of an extended Second City gig to mull over, and being up all night in an only semi-lucid state doesn’t exactly put me in the best frame of mind…

Non-Stop According to Air Canada

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

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Greetings from Vancouver. Yes, Vancouver.

How can you have an hour stop-over in Vancouver on a non-stop flight between Toronto and Shanghai? Ask Air Canada, not me!

I’d be a lot more upset, but the espresso and cookies in the lounge here are quite tasty—way better than the Harvey’s slop I had to pay for on the flight here…
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Air Canada Livery: From Bad to Worse

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

Nothing earth-shattering today, just another rant about Air Canada, the airline I’m pretty much stuck with until I move to another country…

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If you’ve seen my Bermuda photos on Flickr then you know I’m not too happy with Air Canada’s new paint scheme. Seriously, that tail fin makes this Airbus look like a cheap after-dinner mint!

And now I hear that their paint scheme is going from bad to worse—check out this pic from Airliners.net:

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The idea behind the bare aluminum finish is that it saves weight and therefore increases the fuel efficiency of the aircraft. But does Air Canada pass on the savings to their passengers? Hell no, we’re still paying the same fuel surcharges that were conveniently introduced right after the start of the Iraqi war.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “Who cares about how the plane looks on the outside if you’re going to be spending ninety-nine percent of your time on the inside?”

Well, consider this scenario: Your Air Canada flight pulls into its berth at a swanky international airport and all the other passengers in other aircraft, along with the ground crew and your loved ones waiting for you in the terminal shake their heads in unison and say: “Poor Canada, they can’t even afford to paint their own airplanes. It must be a pretty crappy place to live or visit…”

Air Canada Sucks Ass!

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

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So I’m in the Maple Leaf Lounge in the infield Terminal at Pearson… Holy crap is it ever bad!

After the twenty-minute bus ride to get here, I’m now surrounded on all sides by an obnoxious family whose mother is trying to administer ear medicine. The beer taps serve nothing but foam (see photo) and all they’ve got to eat are the same sad pretzels they serve on board in economy.

Yeah I know, I promised to never complain about Pearson again… But Air Canada doesn’t count!

50 Seconds

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

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As I was picking up some laundry this afternoon I heard about the Air France Airbus crash-landing at Pearson Airport. I immediately rushed home and turned on the TV; seeing the burning wreckage I immediately thought “how could anyone survive that?”—but somehow, miraculously, they all did.

You’ll be reading elsewhere that the passengers managed to escape the aircraft before the flames began, but what floored me was hearing that emergency crews were at the scene between forty and fifty seconds after the plane came to a stop!

I’ll never complain about anything at Pearson again. Promise.