Posts Tagged ‘Microsoft’

Mac vs. Windows… And Maybe Linux Too!

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

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(Read this Wikipedia entry or load up this very long FARK.com page if you are confused by the above…)

Just like last December I’ve had to get a new hard drive for my PowerBook, and its battery—which currently holds about a 7-minute charge—is probably due for a replacement as well. Anybody who knows me has had to endure my Macintosh zealotry on at least one occasion, yet if you peruse the Mac-related posts on this humble site you’ll see that I’ve had more than my share of issues with the platform.

In my decade of Mac experience the software has gotten better and better, but the hardware has gotten steadily worse.

Consider my recent history with Mac computers:

  • October, 1999 – iMac DVSE: FireWire not working out of the box.
  • January, 2001 – Power Mac G4: Unable to sleep out of the box.
  • May, 2001 – iBook: Built-in speakers busted out of the box.
  • December, 2003 – Powerbook: Dead pixels out of the box.
  • April, 2004 – Power Mac G5: Logic board not working out of the box.

Not a great track record if you ask me…

And yet, my few shares of Apple stock are still skyrocketing while folks everywhere are touting the touting the superiority of the Mac platform.

My dream come true would be a release of Mac OS X that I could run on any machine I want. Sadly, even though Apple is switching to the Intel chip-set, we’ll likely not see a generic OS release until Steve Jobs finally decides to retire on a big bed of money from faithful fan-boys like myself.

I’m waiting to see what gets announced at the MacWorld keynote in January. If it’s not a generic release of OS X for Intel or at least an iBook that can run Windows, I’m buying me a notebook with XP Pro. Give me some time with it, and I’ll be able to say with at least some certainty which platform, if any, is ultimately better, and for what. Oh, and if I have enough hard drive space left over I may even install Linux on a separate partition, just for kicks!
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Would You Buy Software from This Man?

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

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Now, batshit insane isn’t a term I throw around lightly, but I’m fairly confident that it applies here. Click on the photo above for some video of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer at the podium. I’m not entirely sure what the message is here, but it may have something to do with developers…
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Upstaged

Saturday, July 10th, 2004

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For the Microsoft show I did Thursday I wrote a cheeky little gag that I hoped would score Colin Mochrie and I the latest version of Office for Mac. It went something like this…

ME: “So Colin, you use a computer, right?”

COLIN: “Sure.”

ME: “And what kind of computer do you use?”

COLIN: “I’ve got a Macintosh PowerBook.”

AUDIENCE HISSES.

ME: “And what kind of software do you use on your PowerBook?”

COLIN: “Well, I’ve got Microsoft Office…”

AUDIENCE CHEERS.

ME: “Hey, me too. In fact, I’m trying out the thirty-day free test drive on the new Office 2004 for Mac. I wonder if there’s some way we could get a deal on that…”

ME AND COLIN DO TAKE TO THE AUDIENCE.

The gag worked as planned, except that Colin beat me to the punch-line, an honest mistake I’m sure! But as a result, during our curtain call MS President Frank Clegg came to the stage with one — and only one — copy of the latest and greatest Office for Mac.

I’ve been promised my own CD in a week or so. Still, had there been a break in the applause I was ready to say:

“Hey Colin, can I pirate a copy of that off you?”