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  • Andrew 1:25 PM on November 28, 2002 Permalink
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    Thursday, November 28th, 2002: 

    Well, it must have been a good show last night, ’cause I stayed up with the cast way late and drank way too much. At our official post-show reception I met Mario Rosario, the kind gentleman from Air Canada who flew us over here, and a lovely young lady from Mumbai who just started working for Nokia, and had one of their sexy new phones. Then I made the mistake of drinking some more on the patio of the restaurant beside our hotel. I thought I could counteract the alcohol poisoning with some finger foods, but it didn’t work — I had the distinct displeasure of seeing said finger foods again only a hour or two later…

    Once I got over my hangover this morning, three of us set out for our first-ever Singapore subway ride and some bargain-hunting in the shops of Malay Village. But first we had some indigenous breakfast in a local food court. My appetizer was two pieces of grilled bread with peanut butter and cheese. Kooky.

     
  • Andrew 1:24 PM on November 28, 2002 Permalink
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    Friday, November 28th, 2002: 

    After the expected second night blues for our Second City show, our producer took all of us back to where I had been that very afternoon. But with the sun having set, and the Muslim community freed from the prescribed fasting of Ramadan, Malay Village was even more crowded and exciting than before. Being in the midst of these kind, gentle folks, it sure was hard thinking of them as terrorists — Mr. Bush, Jr. might do well to pay this area a visit!

    I stopped at one of the stalls to get myself a couple of henna tattoos, mostly to impress the young ladies that had come out shopping with us. If you’ve never heard of henna, well… It’s basically liquefied cow patties that get squeezed out of a tube onto your arm, or wherever else you want it. The tattoos only last about two weeks at best, but that didn’t stop Doug Morency and I from engaging in a little one-upsmanship: I started with an armband that would never be seen beneath my shirt, he raised me with a forearm scorpion, then I trumped him a dragon in the same place.

    You’re supposed to let the dung dry on your arm for at least half an hour, then scrape off the excess. That’s where the trouble started. By the time we got back to the hotel I had somehow smeared cow shit all over my pants and shirt. Luckily I have both spares and laundry facilities within the building. And the morning after, my new dragon doesn’t look so bad.

    One other thing I picked up was a CD of Indonesian jazz, which I’m listening to right now!

     
  • Andrew 1:26 PM on November 27, 2002 Permalink
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    Wednesday, November 27th, 2002: 

    It’s an oddly comforting feeling returning to a place so familiar that’s so far away. My hotel room has the same “open concept” shower (no shower curtain, just a big drain in the middle of the floor). There’s UE Square up the street, with the tasty breakfasts of Delifrance just a few steps within, and a valuable resource for groceries on the second floor. If I can drink my way through a two-four of Tiger beer from there, I can bring home a free cooler for my efforts!

    First, though, there was the matter of some requisite gadget shopping at Sim Lim square. Bargain hunting for such items in this city-state seems to be a waste of time, but Sim Lim manages to distinguish itself a bit with some straight-from-Japan product. Just down the street I met up with the rest of the gang to tour Little India, and with shoes and socks respectfully parked outside, paid my first-ever visit to a Hindu Temple.

    Only half of my comedy colleagues stuck it out for a visit to the Night Safari, but it was well-worth it. Imagine yourself on the set of Jurassic Park, with CGI dinosaurs replaced by living, breathing nocturnal wildlife, and you can only begin to understand what an incredible experience this is. At different points of the 40-hectare park I found myself eye to eye with a trio of giant hanging bats, audience to a gaggle of screaming baby otters (fun by day, cranky at night?), witness to the terrifying howls of laughing hyenas and privy to some Himalayan tigers actually meowing for food — the sound is a lot deeper, but still instantly recognizable to a cat owner like myself.

    After a scant few hours of sleep the presence of myself and Jenny Parsons was requested for an interview on Mandarin TV. It’s more than a little nerve-wracking to be on live television in a two-shot next to someone who’s talking at length about you in a language you don’t understand. Thankfully, the actual questions were addressed to us in our native tongue.

    Tonight is our opening night; stay tuned for a full report tomorrow!

     
  • Andrew 1:27 PM on November 26, 2002 Permalink
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    Tuesday, November 26th, 2002: 

    I think I’ve managed to repair most of the damage… See, shortly before we set out across the Pacific Ocean from Vancouver, my number came up for an upgrade to business class. The other six in my party weren’t so lucky. And upon check-in for our Hong Kong-Singapore flight, I found myself upgraded again, though this time only to United‘s “Economy Plus”. And what exactly is “Economy Plus”. Apparently Economy plus four extra inches of legroom. I didn’t notice…

    I’m on that flight right now, writing this in a desperate attempt to stay awake after a full day in the Pearl of the Orient. We touched down about an hour early and were in downtown HK by 8am, at which point we split into two groups — the neophytes went off to see the city from its famous peak, and the veterans boarded a rickety local bus bound for the junks of Aberdeen.

    The ride there was almost the best part of our south side island jaunt. Our fearless driver swung his vehicle around blind corners with enough reckless abandon to challenge any theme park attraction for sheer white-knuckle thrills. Once we got to our destination, a half-hour tour of the harbour there gave us more than our money’s worth. You’ll have to wait for photos of that.

    After a requisite dim sum brunch at the Star Ferry harbour I dragged the gang over to Kowloon, so’s I could get myself fitted for a custom-tailored suit. A mere two hours after my initial measurement-taking, I tried on an actual pair of pants, a vest, and a one-sleeved jacket. All without cuffs, collars or lining, of course, but a mightily impressive feat nonetheless. Apparently no less than 65 people will be working on this one-of-a-kind ensemble over the next week — I’m picking it up this Sunday, and hope to wear it at Second Cine on December 3rd!

     
  • Andrew 1:28 PM on November 23, 2002 Permalink
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    Saturday, November 23rd, 2002: 

    And awaaay we go…

    The next time you’ll hear from me will hopefully be sometime Monday evening — Tuesday morning, Singapore time — and that’s assuming the high-speed ‘Net connection in my hotel plays well with my iBook.

    In the meantime, two things to keep you busy:

    1. If it isn’t already sold out, you should definitely catch Heino’s Happy Hour at The Tim Sims Playhouse tonight. Mainstage alum Marc Hickox hosts, with an eerily accurate impersonation of the famous (in Germany, anyway) celebrity. Plus, you get free Jagermeister!
    2. Pop-punkers Green Day have started an online petition against the coming war on Iraq. Hey, you never know…
     
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